I took one of those quizzes. It produced the following button:
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In the text of the results it indicated that I was worth LESS than the average rate of ~merely~ $235/hour for such services. Even still, that is a bit more an hour than my present occupation...hmmm..
Hers though had no such reduction in the text:
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Apparently her button is accurate and mine is meant to protect my male pride.